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About Me

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Out of the night that covers me,
black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
for my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance,
my head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
looms but the horror of the shade,
and yet the menace of the years
finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
how charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

Drifter: Thursday, September 01, 2005

"Say hello to my little friend"

Red SeptemberMeet the Red September. My new weapon of mass castration. Henceforth, anybody who has a problem with me - especially in office - will be meeting Red here. This nickel plated beauty is the result of decades of research. Honed to perfection, it can penetrate the thickest of skins in a single prick like a white hot knife thru butter. Now, I intend to make it infinitely more lethal by dipping it in various chemicals of dubious reputation.
Ah! This is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!