time warp!

Sweet gawd! I thought it was lunch time when it's actually SEVENTEEN FIFTEEN.
And no, I didn't doze off. On the contrary, I'm wide, wide awake and still feel like I've spent four hours on my desk.
Triple checked every clock on the floor and they all read seventeen fifteen
There's something Bermuda Triangle-ish going on here.
Maybe I'll hear from Morpheus soon.

Suresh

I'm firm in the belief that every person is entitled to stupidity. In fact, I'm pretty stupid myself but would shoot the bastard who comes to me and sez "Dude, you're stupid. Go get a life." It simply isn't his business unless I try to force some of my stupidity on him, and I'd NEVER do that.

But now, we have a specimen - a marvel of Creation - who is abysmally, infinitely stupid, tries to torture people with his gift of stupidity and in the end actually tries to defend it using BEAUTIFULLY composed retorts. He's tested and broken my Principle of No Public Opinion.

This muchacho has two victims I'm aware of:
Ramsey's World
Akshay in the Rye

Ladies and gentlemen! I present SURESH. A complete description is available at http://www.javajuggler.blogspot.com [This is NOT a hyperlink. The incovenience I'm causing is intentional because this site will interest only a shrink who hasn't had a patient in three years or a literature grad who has a suicidal streak in him. Mark my words, you will thank me for this.]

So what does he do? Something far, far worse that blog spamming.
Allow me to explain. Blog spam makes sense [I mean literally]. One never starts scratching his head after reading a spam comment. It can boast of grammatical correctness. But Suresh apparently hails from a dimension that has so badly defined grammatical laws that even Yoda - inverted syntax and all - would be forced to turn to the dark side and smite him down with his lightsaber. In short, Suresh SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE [the inmates of Arkham Asylum might disagree]. There is no context, no grammar, nothing.

This guy has apparently been booted out of a Google interview [like me] but thinks that burying his snout in Akshay's or Ramsey's behinds might get him somewhere.

Here are a few examples:

The actual post

hi akshay
i think you are the one asking me questions in HR round at DBN Buisness center Chennai along with Ramsey. If thats you reply

at ssuresh83@gmail.com

I'm thinking: "Is he gay or something?"

The actual post

hi ramsey
3 months before you interviewed me at chennai along with akshay. plz see my blog at gettips.blogspot.com

I'm thinking: "GET TIPS?????" ***

The actual post

hi sir
3 months ago you was in chennai.and me who was interviewed by RaMsey,Akshay.i failed in the Interview.but passionate on Google. i had finished my B.E.cse in 2004 now i am woring in India Cement Infotech as Java Progr (ERP).But my aim is to work in an Top MNC company.
all i need from you is a advice how to prepare a neat Resume having 1+ exp. how to approach google having SCJP Certification.
if you really want to help me plz mail me at ssuresh83@gmail.com

I'm thinking: "Wow! An SCJP certificate and he cannot write a resume on his own."

I'd previously blogged about the above three pieces of literary art on sycophantic shithead
Now here's something fresh:

The actual post

hi ramsey Suresh , if you would like to give a T-Shirt of Google. I like that.cAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME. BECAUSE my friends who went to google hyderabad got tshirts. but i am unlucky .

I'm thinking: "brrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

The actual post

you blog is nice . you love your mom.i too love my mom.she has sacrifised everything for me. Mother is pUREST of all.she doesnt expect anythhing from u.only love from you

I'm thinking: "This belongs in The Louvre"

The actual post

wow superb you know i am impressed about tornado,lightning,i used to take photos with my digital camera.
if i would be there i would sing

"Rain Drops are Falling on My Legs...

I'm thinking: "Holy SHIT!"

The actual post

Suresh, who are you? You write the most lame comments. Get a life.

Now this is a guy [another "anonymous"... the first "anonymous" being me] who - like me - has had it with our hero
I'm thinking: "Praise the lord!"

The actual post

hi anonoymous if you were in java
i would blast you like anything .see whatever you write it reflects your mind. if you have guts comment it with your

name.don't stand behind "annonymous"
in real you will be anonyoumous.then no one cares

I'm thinking: "Java? Annonynous? Anonyoumous?? What the fuck?"

The actual post

I am suresh. I am lame. I like to blast people. Visit my site www.IAmLame.com

This is the piece de resistance. IAmLame is a good site and not even an utterly deluded fool would believe that the same guy who wrote these stupid comments could write something like IAmLame.
I'm thinking: NOTHING. By this time, my senses had taken sick leave.

Now the obvious question. Drifter, why do you give a fuck?
The answer. I was bored to death, pissed and didn't have anything to rant about. Until now. It made no sense posting this as another comment on Ramsey's World because it simply wasn't the right place to start a comment war. Neither was Get Tips because nobody would bother with that site anyway. What's left? This.

And yeah. God bless the second "anonymous".

*** it ain't Get Tips no more. it's POLLY.

SON OF JOR-EL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

for all those crazy people...

This is for all those people who have so much free time that they post comments out here.
I won't say "fuck awf" or "get a life" or "mind your business". Hell, I need all the comments I can collect.
There's just one tiny thing you need to keep in mind. Those dang < i >, < b >, < blockquote > tags don't show up right. At the first instance of any such tag, the rest of the comment switches to Mr. India mode. All that appears is a /* and everything after that simply disappears.
So here's what I wanted to say.
WHEN COMMENTING, LOSE ALL YOUR FANCY TAGS AND KEEP IT SIMPLE. QUOTES AND CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH.
By the way, I do have a devious way of reading what was originally intended to be written. It's elementary. Anybody facing a similar problem can try it out. The comment is intact in the page's source code. Just say "view source" and hunt for it.